Hi, my name is Megan, Seventeen. Sarcastic, funny, and easy going. I'm kind of obsessed with some guys named Bruce, Han, Spock, Clint, Tony, & Dwight. I'm a nerd who curses to much and obsesses about too many books. I'm addicted to Netflix and I love to sleep. That's all I really have going for me
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
my love is like a candle, if you forget me, i will burn your fucking house down
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
her favorite part is the bonus round when she gets pissed if I yell across the house
double points if she comes over and complains she can’t hear you from four rooms away
triple points if she mistakenly calls you your siblings name but then gets mad when you don’t respond
is that hermione granger
It’s LeviOsa not levio-ra-ra-ah- ah-aaah.
Not sure where to start on the good things in this picture. I’m going with freckles on this occasion.
I see your freckles and raise you one slightly crooked nose… yum
I see your slightly crooked nose, and I raise you one eye being slightly more manic than the other. I’d raise you an asymmetrical eyebrow but it would feel like cheating ; )
okay. I see. you wanna do this? we can do this.
should I talk about that weird left ear because I could stare at that all day
maybe those damn sideburns?
oh wait. I know. the bottom lip. yes good
don’t even get me started on that little freckle of a mole on his neck because I’ll just
ellen degeneres beat president obama’s record of most retweets in just 20 minutes. ellen degeneres is the new supreme.
ellen degeneres for 2016 presidential election
I would change my nationality to vote for her.
also, shebroke twitter for a minute there